I’ve hopped on your chaotic train of thought and don’t want to get off! Just as I was going to check you’re ok, Rebecca, you come back with this. Wonderful. But of course I hope you’re back to just the one dog soon. It’s all too much, quite agree!
I deadass was gonna check too cuz I only open my Substack to see like 4-5 people (6 tops) and Rebecca’s Top 3, so I’m like, “Where she at?” And then here she is again telling my story through her life and I feel so fucking validated 💙💙💙
And, yet, you write this absofuckinglutely brilliant piece of 21st century Bombeck that has me in belly laughter tears of relatability. Love ya, Bec. 4444
My god you are having a M*A*S*H movie moment. Decompress because you are compressing but don’t decompress if we are going to get more writing like this.
It's probably the COVID jab that's rewired your DNA 🧬 that's made you go "off" men. Like Alex Jones said, it's turning the frogs gay, but I think 🤔 he meant something else like agricultural run off, but it could be both, the jab, and agricultural run off working together to turn a brilliant David Goggins type of person into whatever it is you're becoming, which isn't that bad at least you can still write ✍️ so there's that.
Yes. ITs amazing. It takes a week or so to kick in, but its great. As long as you keep taking it. If you stop there is a bit of a brain fog comedown as you crash down to your normal levels.
My lifestyle is insane. I grow most of my own food and take al my own advice.
As a Health Pro and basing this entirely on an evaluation of your physiology from how you write and what you write about - I would suggest you take these -
Calcium, Magtien, B complex, C , E , Green tea Extract, Black Cohosh, Chaste tree extract, Turmeric Extract, Rosemary extract, resveratrol, Ashwagandha, and Dong Quai.
That should be a good start.
Also, cut out alcohol to one small drink of organic wine or bitter based spirits ( fernet - Amarao etc ) every 3-4 days.
Cut out Sugar, cut coffee to one small one in the morning.
Start with blended vege drinks, move to an all organic diet, increase pure water intake, sleep more, stop engaging with fucking idiots , an hour or more exercise a day. etc etc etc .
But Im sure you know all the above already.
After three months of doing the above, you will be ready for a Detox. I can help you with that too. :)
You should be able to see around corners and read minds by then.
I saw this at work so just liked it and now getting to actually read through it! Thank you luv! I'm on some of these things already. Also keep in mind I do blow things out of proportion for humor pieces it's not as bad as it sounds! Big Hugs!
Great. Well the data is all there. If we couldn't have drama and blow things out of proportion we wouldnt be writers. Just dont die, chasing the drama.
I’ve hopped on your chaotic train of thought and don’t want to get off! Just as I was going to check you’re ok, Rebecca, you come back with this. Wonderful. But of course I hope you’re back to just the one dog soon. It’s all too much, quite agree!
I actually thought of you watching grand kids and thought lord how does she do it?
I deadass was gonna check too cuz I only open my Substack to see like 4-5 people (6 tops) and Rebecca’s Top 3, so I’m like, “Where she at?” And then here she is again telling my story through her life and I feel so fucking validated 💙💙💙
You complete me haha😀 we just tell each others stories in our own way. Makes me feel less lonely.
Same 🫶🏾
And, yet, you write this absofuckinglutely brilliant piece of 21st century Bombeck that has me in belly laughter tears of relatability. Love ya, Bec. 4444
I was thinking I’ll never “go off” Daney!!! Big hugs luv!!!
My god you are having a M*A*S*H movie moment. Decompress because you are compressing but don’t decompress if we are going to get more writing like this.
No writers block here! Take care of yourself😊
Hahaha don’t worry love I never stop writing. Thank youuu. Love the MASH ref!!!
It's probably the COVID jab that's rewired your DNA 🧬 that's made you go "off" men. Like Alex Jones said, it's turning the frogs gay, but I think 🤔 he meant something else like agricultural run off, but it could be both, the jab, and agricultural run off working together to turn a brilliant David Goggins type of person into whatever it is you're becoming, which isn't that bad at least you can still write ✍️ so there's that.
Becci I still love u to pieces. Keep the stories coming. They make my day🥰
love you too! I’ll never stop writing luv!
Off men! Must be that damn vaccines fault!
lol Becs it’s been quite a winter. Spring is coming to save us all, I promise you.
well. winter has brought me many shitty men at the bar. I think yes spring will be better. Are you getting any sun up there?
it’s above freezing this week which is a nice reprieve but real ones know this is only false spring until we get 2nd winter again in 7 days
Id never “go off” of you!!! :) I love this and you!!! Keep bringing it. So good. Whew.
You need to start taking Magtein. Get on it .
https://www.prohealth.com/blogs/control-how-you-age/the-potential-of-magtein%C2%AE-magnesium-for-cognitive-health-and-beyond-for-those-over-40
Tell me more! Do you take it?
Yes. ITs amazing. It takes a week or so to kick in, but its great. As long as you keep taking it. If you stop there is a bit of a brain fog comedown as you crash down to your normal levels.
My lifestyle is insane. I grow most of my own food and take al my own advice.
As a Health Pro and basing this entirely on an evaluation of your physiology from how you write and what you write about - I would suggest you take these -
Calcium, Magtien, B complex, C , E , Green tea Extract, Black Cohosh, Chaste tree extract, Turmeric Extract, Rosemary extract, resveratrol, Ashwagandha, and Dong Quai.
That should be a good start.
Also, cut out alcohol to one small drink of organic wine or bitter based spirits ( fernet - Amarao etc ) every 3-4 days.
Cut out Sugar, cut coffee to one small one in the morning.
Start with blended vege drinks, move to an all organic diet, increase pure water intake, sleep more, stop engaging with fucking idiots , an hour or more exercise a day. etc etc etc .
But Im sure you know all the above already.
After three months of doing the above, you will be ready for a Detox. I can help you with that too. :)
You should be able to see around corners and read minds by then.
Definately going to try that magatin
I saw this at work so just liked it and now getting to actually read through it! Thank you luv! I'm on some of these things already. Also keep in mind I do blow things out of proportion for humor pieces it's not as bad as it sounds! Big Hugs!
Great. Well the data is all there. If we couldn't have drama and blow things out of proportion we wouldnt be writers. Just dont die, chasing the drama.
Almost dying is fine
This piece is absolutely brilliant. I loved reading it!
Thank you Anthony!!! Biggest of hugs I hope you have the bestest day!