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Wendy Varley's avatar

I’ve hopped on your chaotic train of thought and don’t want to get off! Just as I was going to check you’re ok, Rebecca, you come back with this. Wonderful. But of course I hope you’re back to just the one dog soon. It’s all too much, quite agree!

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Rebecca Goodall's avatar

I actually thought of you watching grand kids and thought lord how does she do it?

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QuYahni B Joseph's avatar

I deadass was gonna check too cuz I only open my Substack to see like 4-5 people (6 tops) and Rebecca’s Top 3, so I’m like, “Where she at?” And then here she is again telling my story through her life and I feel so fucking validated 💙💙💙

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Rebecca Goodall's avatar

You complete me haha😀 we just tell each others stories in our own way. Makes me feel less lonely.

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QuYahni B Joseph's avatar

Same 🫶🏾

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Daney Jelley's avatar

And, yet, you write this absofuckinglutely brilliant piece of 21st century Bombeck that has me in belly laughter tears of relatability. Love ya, Bec. 4444

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Rebecca Goodall's avatar

I was thinking I’ll never “go off” Daney!!! Big hugs luv!!!

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Mcdude's avatar

My god you are having a M*A*S*H movie moment. Decompress because you are compressing but don’t decompress if we are going to get more writing like this.

No writers block here! Take care of yourself😊

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Rebecca Goodall's avatar

Hahaha don’t worry love I never stop writing. Thank youuu. Love the MASH ref!!!

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Leaving Art School's avatar

It's probably the COVID jab that's rewired your DNA 🧬 that's made you go "off" men. Like Alex Jones said, it's turning the frogs gay, but I think 🤔 he meant something else like agricultural run off, but it could be both, the jab, and agricultural run off working together to turn a brilliant David Goggins type of person into whatever it is you're becoming, which isn't that bad at least you can still write ✍️ so there's that.

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Jody Parson's avatar

Becci I still love u to pieces. Keep the stories coming. They make my day🥰

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Rebecca Goodall's avatar

love you too! I’ll never stop writing luv!

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Sudana Krasniqi's avatar

Off men! Must be that damn vaccines fault!

lol Becs it’s been quite a winter. Spring is coming to save us all, I promise you.

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Rebecca Goodall's avatar

well. winter has brought me many shitty men at the bar. I think yes spring will be better. Are you getting any sun up there?

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Sudana Krasniqi's avatar

it’s above freezing this week which is a nice reprieve but real ones know this is only false spring until we get 2nd winter again in 7 days

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Katie Stephens's avatar

Id never “go off” of you!!! :) I love this and you!!! Keep bringing it. So good. Whew.

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Rebecca Goodall's avatar

Tell me more! Do you take it?

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Obsidian Blackbird.'s avatar

Yes. ITs amazing. It takes a week or so to kick in, but its great. As long as you keep taking it. If you stop there is a bit of a brain fog comedown as you crash down to your normal levels.

My lifestyle is insane. I grow most of my own food and take al my own advice.

As a Health Pro and basing this entirely on an evaluation of your physiology from how you write and what you write about - I would suggest you take these -

Calcium, Magtien, B complex, C , E , Green tea Extract, Black Cohosh, Chaste tree extract, Turmeric Extract, Rosemary extract, resveratrol, Ashwagandha, and Dong Quai.

That should be a good start.

Also, cut out alcohol to one small drink of organic wine or bitter based spirits ( fernet - Amarao etc ) every 3-4 days.

Cut out Sugar, cut coffee to one small one in the morning.

Start with blended vege drinks, move to an all organic diet, increase pure water intake, sleep more, stop engaging with fucking idiots , an hour or more exercise a day. etc etc etc .

But Im sure you know all the above already.

After three months of doing the above, you will be ready for a Detox. I can help you with that too. :)

You should be able to see around corners and read minds by then.

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Rebecca Goodall's avatar

Definately going to try that magatin

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Rebecca Goodall's avatar

I saw this at work so just liked it and now getting to actually read through it! Thank you luv! I'm on some of these things already. Also keep in mind I do blow things out of proportion for humor pieces it's not as bad as it sounds! Big Hugs!

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Obsidian Blackbird.'s avatar

Great. Well the data is all there. If we couldn't have drama and blow things out of proportion we wouldnt be writers. Just dont die, chasing the drama.

Almost dying is fine

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Anthony Burke's avatar

This piece is absolutely brilliant. I loved reading it!

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Rebecca Goodall's avatar

Thank you Anthony!!! Biggest of hugs I hope you have the bestest day!

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